Welcome to StolenFurniture.com

Yes! We have your stuff and we will sell it back to you! Our “buyers” are the best in the business. We specialize in the most exquisite home furnishings to decorate your home — motel room, mobile living space (car) or your personal space behind that Big Lots dumpster.

Lil Nips in the slammer

yup, we closed. dad caught me siphoning coin off uncle jims visa and turned me in. effin with my business now. our products are still guaranteed to be someone else’s property but we will take your dead presidents anyway. dont count gettin yo product cause we dont ship anything anywhere. we just keep your $$ and never answer your calls

NEW!! We specialize in credit cards and bank accounts!

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